Welcome to the Ninja Cave, young grasshopper.


Hi I'm Kyle. A few brief facts about yours truly: I'm currently employed as a full-time Ninja. I love food and I love trains. My favorite article of clothing is a cardboard box painted to represent a human-sized Hershey's Milk box. I frequently dream about riding a pogo-stick through beautiful countrysides. I enjoy long walks on the beach.

Have a swell Sunday evening young grasshopper(s).